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20 percent off on the 16th of every month.

First responder discount (educators, fast food workers, criminals)

Save with no rush delivery. Rush cassette included in all express shipments.

Post "Who's drinking Gilbert grape?" on Facebook with no link or context to receive a free bottle of Facebook Wine.

All orders are both trans and gay once a week.

Anyone with an intellectual disability drinks free on Mondays.

MENSA members pay 200% with ID. If you're so fucking smart prove it bitch.

You can pay me for wine and then I will give you some.

Bring your cat or dog I do not care. Show them the wine